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[nola_elphaba]

Jordan
I'm in the worst mood. Cheer me up?



Steve
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

That's all. Thank you for listening.



Gavin
I replaced your dumb milk.

Comments

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

He's not going to break up with you about milk if he didn't break up with you over the substances. Or your goofy face.

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

The strange thing is that I think he likes my goofy face.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

Um. That's so cute????????????????????

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

It's cute and inexplicable, and I really hope you like him.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

It's not inexplicable, you're the best.

[nola_remus]

I try to be the best me, anyway. And hey, he and I are going to the woods this weekend—do you want a pinecone or something?

[nola_elphaba]

You're going to the WOODS? What? I would totally love a pinecone. I should go outside more.

[nola_remus]

He found a tree house Airbnb! Did I mention he's brilliant?

[nola_elphaba]

He's taking you to a tree house?! Just because he likes you?!

[nola_remus]

I told you he's perfect! (I insisted on paying for half, though. He didn't assume or ask for it—neither of us are dirtbags.)

[nola_elphaba]

I'm going to make my final ruling on the dirtbag scenario at dinner but yes it looks like he's not a dirtbag.

[nola_elphaba]

A tree house??? does he know how cool that is??

[nola_remus]

Yes! The thing is that DOMINIC is cool!

[nola_elphaba]

but we don't attract cool people, oh my god you attract cool people, it's just me who gets the weirdos

[nola_remus]

We thought it'd be for the best if you figured that out on your own.

[nola_elphaba]

wow i'm having a rough week. I can't believe you're living a romantic woods getaway fantasy!

[nola_remus]

I mean, it could also turn out to be an elaborate means of luring couples into a murder den.

[nola_elphaba]

i dunno I think that would come up in the airbnb reviews

[nola_remus]

They're leading up to it, obviously.

[nola_elphaba]

maybe you're just going to come back with wholesome stories of walking through the foods and seeing deer

[nola_remus]

Birds eating from my hand.

[nola_elphaba]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZ6zzLpoNQ just all this

[nola_remus]

I'll have to practice to get to this level.

[nola_elphaba]

Which disney princess is he though, that's the real question