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Jordan
I'm in the worst mood. Cheer me up?

Steve
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

That's all. Thank you for listening.

Gavin
I replaced your dumb milk.

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She's really smart and kind and pretty, and she loves animals and is too good for me.

It sounds like she's exactly right for you, because you're also really smart and kind and pretty and love animals.

I'm just some of those things. But she's a little older and, like, accomplished.

You're all of them. Accomplished at what?? HOW much older, is she 40

Just a year or two older. And she writes!

That's so cool! You can totally date a writer.

I work for her!

Awwwwwwwwwww you walk her dog? This is so cute, I'm going to die, it's a romantic comedy.

I try to flirt and she doesn't notice, though. Or doesn't want to notice.

Maybe you're too subtle

I don't want to be aggressive.

Can you give me a flirting example

She was talking about her dog liking her and I said dogs have excellent taste.

that's not necessarily flirting! it could just come across as polite

I called my best customer once.

You could literally say that to everyone

But I meant it!

Jordan I regret to inform you that you are a bad flirt

Edited 2019-02-27 05:06 (UTC)

I tried to show it in my eyes. :(

awww I know

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