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[nola_elphaba]

Jordan
I'm in the worst mood. Cheer me up?



Steve
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

That's all. Thank you for listening.



Gavin
I replaced your dumb milk.

Comments

Maggie

[nola_remus]

It wasn't really about the milk. But thank you for doing that, and I'm sorry I was so harsh. I love you and you're still in my wedding.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

I’m sorry about the Dominic thing. But I can’t undo that, so, milk. I love you so much.

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

I love you too and nothing will change that. Please be at the dinner so I can show you off to him.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

I guess I can make an appearance

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

Thee greatest gift and honor...is having you for a sister.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

Shut up I’ll cry

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

♥

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

Are you okay?

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

I'm fine. Dominic didn't immediately break up with me after seeing my strong feelings about milk.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

He's not going to break up with you about milk if he didn't break up with you over the substances. Or your goofy face.

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

The strange thing is that I think he likes my goofy face.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

Um. That's so cute????????????????????

Re: Maggie

[nola_remus]

It's cute and inexplicable, and I really hope you like him.

Re: Maggie

[nola_elphaba]

It's not inexplicable, you're the best.

[nola_remus]

I try to be the best me, anyway. And hey, he and I are going to the woods this weekend—do you want a pinecone or something?

[nola_elphaba]

You're going to the WOODS? What? I would totally love a pinecone. I should go outside more.

[nola_remus]

He found a tree house Airbnb! Did I mention he's brilliant?

[nola_elphaba]

He's taking you to a tree house?! Just because he likes you?!

[nola_remus]

I told you he's perfect! (I insisted on paying for half, though. He didn't assume or ask for it—neither of us are dirtbags.)

[nola_elphaba]

I'm going to make my final ruling on the dirtbag scenario at dinner but yes it looks like he's not a dirtbag.

[nola_elphaba]

A tree house??? does he know how cool that is??

[nola_remus]

Yes! The thing is that DOMINIC is cool!

[nola_elphaba]

but we don't attract cool people, oh my god you attract cool people, it's just me who gets the weirdos

[nola_remus]

We thought it'd be for the best if you figured that out on your own.

[nola_elphaba]

wow i'm having a rough week. I can't believe you're living a romantic woods getaway fantasy!