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[nola_elphaba]

Jordan
I'm in the worst mood. Cheer me up?



Steve
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

That's all. Thank you for listening.



Gavin
I replaced your dumb milk.

Comments

[nola_elphaba]

You're the nicest person I know.

[nola_dickon]

That's why dogs like me.

[nola_elphaba]

Are you hanging out with people or just dogs

[nola_dickon]

Mostly dogs these days, but I make exceptions.

[nola_elphaba]

you shouldn't forget about people!

[nola_dickon]

People are more complicated. You're nice, though!

[nola_elphaba]

Are people being complicated AT you?

[nola_dickon]

I mean, who can understand any of them? How do you even ask a person out? Etc!

[nola_elphaba]

I don't understand anyone, obviously, but who are you Not asking out??

[nola_dickon]

A girl.

[nola_elphaba]

the best kind of person, tell me more about her

[nola_dickon]

She's really smart and kind and pretty, and she loves animals and is too good for me.

[nola_elphaba]

It sounds like she's exactly right for you, because you're also really smart and kind and pretty and love animals.

[nola_dickon]

I'm just some of those things. But she's a little older and, like, accomplished.

[nola_elphaba]

You're all of them. Accomplished at what?? HOW much older, is she 40

[nola_dickon]

Just a year or two older. And she writes!

[nola_elphaba]

That's so cool! You can totally date a writer.

[nola_dickon]

I work for her!

[nola_elphaba]

Awwwwwwwwwww you walk her dog? This is so cute, I'm going to die, it's a romantic comedy.

[nola_dickon]

I try to flirt and she doesn't notice, though. Or doesn't want to notice.

[nola_elphaba]

Maybe you're too subtle

[nola_dickon]

I don't want to be aggressive.

[nola_elphaba]

Can you give me a flirting example

[nola_dickon]

She was talking about her dog liking her and I said dogs have excellent taste.

[nola_elphaba]

that's not necessarily flirting! it could just come across as polite