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[nola_elphaba]

Jordan
I'm in the worst mood. Cheer me up?



Steve
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

That's all. Thank you for listening.



Gavin
I replaced your dumb milk.

Comments

[nola_dickon]

One of my crews today:

[nola_elphaba]

Omg they’re all perfect. I want your job. Trade?

[nola_dickon]

Never! Is everything okay, though?

[nola_elphaba]

Ugh it’s fine I guess. I had a fight with my brother. My family doesn’t get me. The usual.

[nola_dickon]

It's because you're so deep and mysterious.

[nola_elphaba]

You're just saying that to be nice

[nola_dickon]

No, really! You're like the Grand Canyon!

[nola_elphaba]

You're the nicest person I know.

[nola_dickon]

That's why dogs like me.

[nola_elphaba]

Are you hanging out with people or just dogs

[nola_dickon]

Mostly dogs these days, but I make exceptions.

[nola_elphaba]

you shouldn't forget about people!

[nola_dickon]

People are more complicated. You're nice, though!

[nola_elphaba]

Are people being complicated AT you?

[nola_dickon]

I mean, who can understand any of them? How do you even ask a person out? Etc!

[nola_elphaba]

I don't understand anyone, obviously, but who are you Not asking out??

[nola_dickon]

A girl.

[nola_elphaba]

the best kind of person, tell me more about her

[nola_dickon]

She's really smart and kind and pretty, and she loves animals and is too good for me.

[nola_elphaba]

It sounds like she's exactly right for you, because you're also really smart and kind and pretty and love animals.

[nola_dickon]

I'm just some of those things. But she's a little older and, like, accomplished.

[nola_elphaba]

You're all of them. Accomplished at what?? HOW much older, is she 40

[nola_dickon]

Just a year or two older. And she writes!

[nola_elphaba]

That's so cool! You can totally date a writer.

[nola_dickon]

I work for her!