10 annoying things about valentine's day

[nola_elphaba]

10. people start buying up all the rose quartz and sage. Rude! I'm trying to shop!

9. People start thinking even bad love songs are good? Incorrect. Only good songs are good.

8. Much like 10, all the good chocolate bought up from stores :(

7. Women are conditioned to tie their self-worth to whether or not they get roses or diamonds

6. BLOOD DIAMONDS YOU GUYS. ARE YOU WEARING A MURDER STONE.

5. Heteronormative advertising

4. Straight privilege everywhere

3. Men

2. "galentines day" is also straight privilege, you're not cute

1. too much red

Comments

[nola_eleanor]

10. I am clearly not thinking outside the box enough because I did not know that was a thing
9. But how do you feel about enjoying bad love songs because they are bad?
8. Hahahaha it's ALL MINE
7. Agreed, this is mega bullshit
6. My inability to commit prevents murders. YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS
5. I want sexy advertising in infinite variation plz
4. Straight people are basically the worst
3. You will not believe the number of weird dudes on awkward dates I will have to witness while working on Thursday
2. Ehhh, I still like it as a concept because there definitely should be more celebrating of female friendship in the world but it should definitely work on not ignoring the fact that some of us fuck ladies too
1. I look fantastic in red, how dare you

[nola_elphaba]

AMAZING response. You've never tried a love spell? Can you update me with all the weird stuff you hear on awkward dates?

red is a scam!!

[nola_eleanor]

Love spells are waaaaay above my pay grade. I will try to take notes on anything juicy I overhear, though.

Red means being able to describe the color of your dress as the blood of your enemies.

[nola_elphaba]

Do you have a lot of enemies?

[nola_eleanor]

On a personal level? No, not really.

[nola_remus]

Red is my favorite color. I feel personally attacked. (But yes to the rest.)

[nola_elphaba]

I love you even though red has too much attitude for its own good. And I love your yes but you would love valentine's day a little bit

[nola_remus]

Well, I'm kind of in love with romance right now, so true.

[nola_elphaba]

Okay, tell me everything.

[nola_remus]

I will. Eventually.

[nola_elphaba]

Does eventually mean now?

[nola_remus]

Nope.

[nola_elphaba]

How bout... now

[nola_remus]

No.

[nola_kravitz]

Aww, Mags. If you ask nicely, I might share the last of my Fancy European Chocolate.

[nola_elphaba]

How nicely do I have to ask?