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nola_elphaba) wrote2019-02-12 12:44 pm
nola_elphaba) wrote2019-02-12 12:44 pm
10 annoying things about valentine's day
10. people start buying up all the rose quartz and sage. Rude! I'm trying to shop!
9. People start thinking even bad love songs are good? Incorrect. Only good songs are good.
8. Much like 10, all the good chocolate bought up from stores :(
7. Women are conditioned to tie their self-worth to whether or not they get roses or diamonds
6. BLOOD DIAMONDS YOU GUYS. ARE YOU WEARING A MURDER STONE.
5. Heteronormative advertising
4. Straight privilege everywhere
3. Men
2. "galentines day" is also straight privilege, you're not cute
1. too much red
9. People start thinking even bad love songs are good? Incorrect. Only good songs are good.
8. Much like 10, all the good chocolate bought up from stores :(
7. Women are conditioned to tie their self-worth to whether or not they get roses or diamonds
6. BLOOD DIAMONDS YOU GUYS. ARE YOU WEARING A MURDER STONE.
5. Heteronormative advertising
4. Straight privilege everywhere
3. Men
2. "galentines day" is also straight privilege, you're not cute
1. too much red
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AMAZING response. You've never tried a love spell? Can you update me with all the weird stuff you hear on awkward dates?
red is a scam!!
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Love spells are waaaaay above my pay grade. I will try to take notes on anything juicy I overhear, though.
Red means being able to describe the color of your dress as the blood of your enemies.
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Do you have a lot of enemies?
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On a personal level? No, not really.